"Now there’s a three-step process to getting a room quiet.  First step, you send around the universal shhhhhhhhh.  Second step, I’ll tell you a story.  I did a gig in a place called Swindon once; it was a 200-capacity venue.  It was all silent but one dude in the back of the room; he was shouting and screaming.  And one of my fans thought it might be a good idea to punch him in the back of the head.  I don’t necessarily condone this; if you come into a gig with a smile, you should leave with a smile." [x]

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