"Now there’s a three-step process to getting a room quiet.  First step, you send around the universal shhhhhhhhh.  Second step, I’ll tell you a story.  I did a gig in a place called Swindon once; it was a 200-capacity venue.  It was all silent but one dude in the back of the room; he was shouting and screaming.  And one of my fans thought it might be a good idea to punch him in the back of the head.  I don’t necessarily condone this; if you come into a gig with a smile, you should leave with a smile." [x]

♥ 23540 — 1 year ago on 18 Feb 2013at 9:05 pm — reblog
  1. animekthnx reblogged this from ed-she-runs
  2. succuglee reblogged this from aprilal4k
  3. lavender-lover18 reblogged this from keepyoureyeonthepies
  4. lolo-wall reblogged this from katdjsugar
  5. perkofbeingawinchester reblogged this from katdjsugar
  6. katdjsugar reblogged this from keepyoureyeonthepies
  7. keepyoureyeonthepies reblogged this from drinker-of-tea
  8. larry-team reblogged this from devourmelarry
  9. xoxo-christinee reblogged this from ehgay
  10. willyoufixmeplease reblogged this from ed-she-runs
  11. ed-5sos-1d reblogged this from ed-she-runs
  12. iamallsmiles reblogged this from al0ha-sheeran
  13. mrsgabbysmall reblogged this from nesbian-sheerio
  14. l-o-v-e-b-l-o-g reblogged this from teddysheeranwithbass
  15. grandescookie reblogged this from devourmelarry and added:
    HAHAHAH oh ed
  16. acciodoctorpotter reblogged this from whoarrior-at-heart
  17. louisekelly12 reblogged this from whoarrior-at-heart
  18. shessuffocattingagain reblogged this from schizopadalecki
  19. motherfuckermichael reblogged this from schizopadalecki
  20. schizopadalecki reblogged this from heckanervous
  21. nadyna reblogged this from dontmesswiththeboyfriends
  22. dontmesswiththeboyfriends reblogged this from 1dlarry123
  23. parimba-the-psychopathic-penguin reblogged this from ed-sheeron
  24. rights-to-inquisition reblogged this from hey-its-crofty
  25. fcking-in-an-elevator reblogged this from sheeranamerica
  26. edsdickk reblogged this from sheeranamerica
  27. sheeranamerica reblogged this from sheeranamerica
  28. pink-moose67 reblogged this from allthesehoranmoans
  29. mary-onthemoon reblogged this from nightowlclaw
  30. straight--out--of--94 reblogged this from nightowlclaw
  31. nightowlclaw reblogged this from melbourne-is-the-new-brooklyn
OS